Last Random Post... For Now!

Today this is going to be my last post for now..  I am going to post the best random crap!

1. I like eating stuff.
2. Blah blah blah blah.
3. Sleeping is a professional sport.
4. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
5. Orange is the new apple.
6. Pizza taste like bread with stuff on it.
7. THE END :D

New Recipe:How to Make a Hamburger

Today I will show you how to make hamburgers. I haven't had a recipe for a while now and now here it is.
This is a professional way so read closely. WARNING DANGEROUS WAY
Step 1: Get a kitchen maybe a house.
Step 2. Get some meat. (Rats, dogs, cats, oranges recommended.)
Step 3. Get lettuce and tomatoes.
Step 4. Steal lettuce and tomatoes for random garden.
Step 5. Cut tomatoes into small random pieces.
Step 6. Get some butter.
Step 7. Pour 50 pounds of butter into meat and then mix.
Step 8. Cook the meat for about 5 hours.
Step 9. Make bread.( I taught you how to make toast in one of my post)
Step 10. Put everything together then cook again for another 5 hours.
 If you followed these directions your house is going boom or you are dead.
  Enjoy! :D

Five Reasons to Give me Money

I need some money now I will explain why you should give it to me! :D
Reason 1: I want money.
Reason 2: You don't need it I do.
Reason 3: Money is good.
Reason 4: I like money.
Reason 5: I don't know.

Now give me money. >:D
Please send money to www.giveallanhismoneynowordie.com/chickenbutt/orangecatdogsbanana

Tips and Discounts for Dummies

Tips: Your bill is $5.00 how much should you give to the waiter?
  1) If you are never going to come back don't give any tips.
  2) If waiter did bad job don't give him/her crap.
  3) If waiter did good job give him/her a high five.

Discount: When you see a discount for items should you buy?
   1) Depends on item. If it is $1.00 or higher go get it.
   2) Buy it if it looks cool or shiny.
   3) Get everything you see in store.

    If you follow what I say then you may either
   1) Get butt kicked.
   2) Die.
   3) Save a ton of money!

Tips To Lose Weight!

Today I will show you how to lose weight. I been using this method for years and it pays off. :D
         Here is some steps:

• Cut off the fat the stuff.
• Get some healthy stuff.
• Go exercise.
• Get good rest don't be lazy though. 

        Here is a good diet:
         Burgers(meat)
         Ice Cream(dairy)
         Fried Vegetables(vegetables)
         Cookies and Brownies(they taste good)
         French Fries(they look cool)
        

How To Get A Dog

Step 1. Get a knife.
Step 2. Get another dog.
Step 3. Use dog as hostage.
Step 4. If dog does not come give up.
Step 5. If you were smart you wouldn't be reading this
Step 6. This writing looks like it is steps.
Step 7. Step six ruined the steps.
Step 8. Go buy a dog.
  Enjoy! :D

What To Do When You are Bored!

1. You can always sleep.
2. You can always sleep!
3. Go outside(optional) sleep on hammock if you have one.
4. You can always sleep!
5. Go eat.
6. You can always sleep!
7. Go kick a tree.
8. You can always sleep!
9. Kick a dog or cat.
10. Go kick a car.
11. You can always sleep!

My Third Weird Dream

This time my dream had me on the moon. I was flying around in space and kicking aliens.
Then I fell down to the Earth and landed on a dog.

  It was weird... and awesome again! :D

My Awesome Recipe

Today I am going to show you idiots how to make Mac and Cheese.
You will be able to make fancy but easy to make Mac and Cheese.
Step 1. Get a kitchen maybe a house
Step 2. Get some butter
Step 3. Go sell butter for some better butter
Step 4. Sell the better butter for some money
Step 5. Go buy some Easy-Mac
Step 6. Cook Easy-Mac and put oven on 1000 degrees
  If you follow these directions you will either be dead or house covered with crap.
    Enjoy! :D

My Second Recipe!

Today I am going to teach you idiots how to make toast.
There are several ways to make it. I am going to teach you how to make it professionally.
Step 1. Get some bread
Step 2. Get a kitchen and maybe a house
Step 3. Get a knife
Step 4. Go to a random guy with knife and say give me your money
Step 5. Buy toaster with money
Step 6. Put toaster on high(1000 degrees) and leave on for 1 minute
  If you follow these directions you will either be dead or house go boom.
     Enjoy! :D
  

How To Make a Baked Potato

Today I will teach you all how to make a professional baked potato!
Step 1. Get a potato
Step 2. Get a kitchen maybe a house
Step 3. Get a knife
Step 4. Put the potato in the oven (if you have one)
Step 5. Leave it on for 10 seconds and put the oven on 1000 degrees
Step 6. Put any crap on the potato and eat it right away
   If you follow these directions you will either be dead or house on fire.
       Enjoy! :D

My Second Weird Dream!

This is my second weird dream.
This time I was on a dog and the dog was running around. It was like a car and I felt like I was going to fall. Then I suddenly started to fly and again started to bounce around when I hit something.


      It was very weird... and awesome! :D

The Ultimate Urinal

1. The Internet Urinal                                                
With this you never need to go to the bathroom.              
It is a great tool when your gaming or on a hard boss.          
This is the perfect urinal.                                      

 

My Weird Dream

One night as I fell asleep I had a weird dream. I could fly while I slept. I was shooting across the sky and whenever I hit something like a tree I would bounce and fly another direction. Then I stopped flying and slept in a tree.

    It was a very weird dream.... and awesome :D

What My Life Should Be

My Job: Sleep all day.
My House: Filled will beds to sleep on.
My Car: Filled with bed seats to sleep on.
My Free time: Sleep some more.
My Day: Mostly sleeping and occasionally waking up to eat.

     This is what my life should be. :D

What I Do

  

   Since I got nothing to blog about I am going to say what I do over spring break. :D
1.Sleep
2.Eat
3.Play computer
4.Sleep
5.Eat
7.Play Computer
8.Sleep
9.Eat
10. Watch Tv
11. Sleep

Kitchen Intruder

This is a spoof of the bed intruder song.
It is funny and will stay in your head.
Remember to follow me! :D

A Toliet Suprise

    When you need to go you  need to go.
But what happens when you come out?

 :P                                                        

The Double Rainbow Song

      
          Is it a crayon box?
          Is it a rainbow?
          No! Its the double rainbow song!

:D

Play MapleStory it is awesome. Fun and addicting. Also follow me! :D

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