New Recipe:How to Make a Hamburger

Today I will show you how to make hamburgers. I haven't had a recipe for a while now and now here it is.
This is a professional way so read closely. WARNING DANGEROUS WAY
Step 1: Get a kitchen maybe a house.
Step 2. Get some meat. (Rats, dogs, cats, oranges recommended.)
Step 3. Get lettuce and tomatoes.
Step 4. Steal lettuce and tomatoes for random garden.
Step 5. Cut tomatoes into small random pieces.
Step 6. Get some butter.
Step 7. Pour 50 pounds of butter into meat and then mix.
Step 8. Cook the meat for about 5 hours.
Step 9. Make bread.( I taught you how to make toast in one of my post)
Step 10. Put everything together then cook again for another 5 hours.
 If you followed these directions your house is going boom or you are dead.
  Enjoy! :D