Tips and Discounts for Dummies

Tips: Your bill is $5.00 how much should you give to the waiter?
  1) If you are never going to come back don't give any tips.
  2) If waiter did bad job don't give him/her crap.
  3) If waiter did good job give him/her a high five.

Discount: When you see a discount for items should you buy?
   1) Depends on item. If it is $1.00 or higher go get it.
   2) Buy it if it looks cool or shiny.
   3) Get everything you see in store.

    If you follow what I say then you may either
   1) Get butt kicked.
   2) Die.
   3) Save a ton of money!