Wednesday, April 27, 2011

My Second Recipe!

Today I am going to teach you idiots how to make toast.
There are several ways to make it. I am going to teach you how to make it professionally.
Step 1. Get some bread
Step 2. Get a kitchen and maybe a house
Step 3. Get a knife
Step 4. Go to a random guy with knife and say give me your money
Step 5. Buy toaster with money
Step 6. Put toaster on high(1000 degrees) and leave on for 1 minute
  If you follow these directions you will either be dead or house go boom.
     Enjoy! :D
  

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