Last Random Post... For Now!

Today this is going to be my last post for now..  I am going to post the best random crap!

1. I like eating stuff.
2. Blah blah blah blah.
3. Sleeping is a professional sport.
4. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
5. Orange is the new apple.
6. Pizza taste like bread with stuff on it.
7. THE END :D

New Recipe:How to Make a Hamburger

Today I will show you how to make hamburgers. I haven't had a recipe for a while now and now here it is.
This is a professional way so read closely. WARNING DANGEROUS WAY
Step 1: Get a kitchen maybe a house.
Step 2. Get some meat. (Rats, dogs, cats, oranges recommended.)
Step 3. Get lettuce and tomatoes.
Step 4. Steal lettuce and tomatoes for random garden.
Step 5. Cut tomatoes into small random pieces.
Step 6. Get some butter.
Step 7. Pour 50 pounds of butter into meat and then mix.
Step 8. Cook the meat for about 5 hours.
Step 9. Make bread.( I taught you how to make toast in one of my post)
Step 10. Put everything together then cook again for another 5 hours.
 If you followed these directions your house is going boom or you are dead.
  Enjoy! :D

Five Reasons to Give me Money

I need some money now I will explain why you should give it to me! :D
Reason 1: I want money.
Reason 2: You don't need it I do.
Reason 3: Money is good.
Reason 4: I like money.
Reason 5: I don't know.

Now give me money. >:D
Please send money to www.giveallanhismoneynowordie.com/chickenbutt/orangecatdogsbanana

Tips and Discounts for Dummies

Tips: Your bill is $5.00 how much should you give to the waiter?
  1) If you are never going to come back don't give any tips.
  2) If waiter did bad job don't give him/her crap.
  3) If waiter did good job give him/her a high five.

Discount: When you see a discount for items should you buy?
   1) Depends on item. If it is $1.00 or higher go get it.
   2) Buy it if it looks cool or shiny.
   3) Get everything you see in store.

    If you follow what I say then you may either
   1) Get butt kicked.
   2) Die.
   3) Save a ton of money!

Tips To Lose Weight!

Today I will show you how to lose weight. I been using this method for years and it pays off. :D
         Here is some steps:

• Cut off the fat the stuff.
• Get some healthy stuff.
• Go exercise.
• Get good rest don't be lazy though. 

        Here is a good diet:
         Burgers(meat)
         Ice Cream(dairy)
         Fried Vegetables(vegetables)
         Cookies and Brownies(they taste good)
         French Fries(they look cool)
        

How To Get A Dog

Step 1. Get a knife.
Step 2. Get another dog.
Step 3. Use dog as hostage.
Step 4. If dog does not come give up.
Step 5. If you were smart you wouldn't be reading this
Step 6. This writing looks like it is steps.
Step 7. Step six ruined the steps.
Step 8. Go buy a dog.
  Enjoy! :D

What To Do When You are Bored!

1. You can always sleep.
2. You can always sleep!
3. Go outside(optional) sleep on hammock if you have one.
4. You can always sleep!
5. Go eat.
6. You can always sleep!
7. Go kick a tree.
8. You can always sleep!
9. Kick a dog or cat.
10. Go kick a car.
11. You can always sleep!