Tips: Your bill is $5.00 how much should you give to the waiter?
1) If you are never going to come back don't give any tips.
2) If waiter did bad job don't give him/her crap.
3) If waiter did good job give him/her a high five.
Discount: When you see a discount for items should you buy?
1) Depends on item. If it is $1.00 or higher go get it.
2) Buy it if it looks cool or shiny.
3) Get everything you see in store.
If you follow what I say then you may either
1) Get butt kicked.
2) Die.
3) Save a ton of money!
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Tips To Lose Weight!
Today I will show you how to lose weight. I been using this method for years and it pays off. :D
Here is some steps:
Burgers(meat)
Ice Cream(dairy)
Fried Vegetables(vegetables)
Cookies and Brownies(they taste good)
French Fries(they look cool)
Here is some steps:
- Cut off the fat the stuff.
- Get some healthy stuff.
- Go exercise.
- Get good rest don't be lazy though.
Burgers(meat)
Ice Cream(dairy)
Fried Vegetables(vegetables)
Cookies and Brownies(they taste good)
French Fries(they look cool)
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
How To Get A Dog
Step 1. Get a knife.
Step 2. Get another dog.
Step 3. Use dog as hostage.
Step 4. If dog does not come give up.
Step 5. If you were smart you wouldn't be reading this
Step 6. This writing looks like it is steps.
Step 7. Step six ruined the steps.
Step 8. Go buy a dog.
Enjoy! :D
Step 2. Get another dog.
Step 3. Use dog as hostage.
Step 4. If dog does not come give up.
Step 5. If you were smart you wouldn't be reading this
Step 6. This writing looks like it is steps.
Step 7. Step six ruined the steps.
Step 8. Go buy a dog.
Enjoy! :D
What To Do When You are Bored!
1. You can always sleep.
2. You can always sleep!
3. Go outside(optional) sleep on hammock if you have one.
4. You can always sleep!
5. Go eat.
6. You can always sleep!
7. Go kick a tree.
8. You can always sleep!
9. Kick a dog or cat.
10. Go kick a car.
11. You can always sleep!
2. You can always sleep!
3. Go outside(optional) sleep on hammock if you have one.
4. You can always sleep!
5. Go eat.
6. You can always sleep!
7. Go kick a tree.
8. You can always sleep!
9. Kick a dog or cat.
10. Go kick a car.
11. You can always sleep!
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
My Third Weird Dream
This time my dream had me on the moon. I was flying around in space and kicking aliens.
Then I fell down to the Earth and landed on a dog.
It was weird... and awesome again! :D
Then I fell down to the Earth and landed on a dog.
It was weird... and awesome again! :D
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