Today this is going to be my last post for now.. I am going to post the best random crap!
1. I like eating stuff.
2. Blah blah blah blah.
3. Sleeping is a professional sport.
4. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
5. Orange is the new apple.
6. Pizza taste like bread with stuff on it.
7. THE END :D
Friday, June 10, 2011
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
New Recipe:How to Make a Hamburger
Today I will show you how to make hamburgers. I haven't had a recipe for a while now and now here it is.
This is a professional way so read closely. WARNING DANGEROUS WAY
Step 1: Get a kitchen maybe a house.
Step 2. Get some meat. (Rats, dogs, cats, oranges recommended.)
Step 3. Get lettuce and tomatoes.
Step 4. Steal lettuce and tomatoes for random garden.
Step 5. Cut tomatoes into small random pieces.
Step 6. Get some butter.
Step 7. Pour 50 pounds of butter into meat and then mix.
Step 8. Cook the meat for about 5 hours.
Step 9. Make bread.( I taught you how to make toast in one of my post)
Step 10. Put everything together then cook again for another 5 hours.
If you followed these directions your house is going boom or you are dead.
Enjoy! :D
This is a professional way so read closely. WARNING DANGEROUS WAY
Step 1: Get a kitchen maybe a house.
Step 2. Get some meat. (Rats, dogs, cats, oranges recommended.)
Step 3. Get lettuce and tomatoes.
Step 4. Steal lettuce and tomatoes for random garden.
Step 5. Cut tomatoes into small random pieces.
Step 6. Get some butter.
Step 7. Pour 50 pounds of butter into meat and then mix.
Step 8. Cook the meat for about 5 hours.
Step 9. Make bread.( I taught you how to make toast in one of my post)
Step 10. Put everything together then cook again for another 5 hours.
If you followed these directions your house is going boom or you are dead.
Enjoy! :D
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Reason 5: I don't know.
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