My Awesome Recipe

Today I am going to show you idiots how to make Mac and Cheese.
You will be able to make fancy but easy to make Mac and Cheese.
Step 1. Get a kitchen maybe a house
Step 2. Get some butter
Step 3. Go sell butter for some better butter
Step 4. Sell the better butter for some money
Step 5. Go buy some Easy-Mac
Step 6. Cook Easy-Mac and put oven on 1000 degrees
  If you follow these directions you will either be dead or house covered with crap.
    Enjoy! :D

My Second Recipe!

Today I am going to teach you idiots how to make toast.
There are several ways to make it. I am going to teach you how to make it professionally.
Step 1. Get some bread
Step 2. Get a kitchen and maybe a house
Step 3. Get a knife
Step 4. Go to a random guy with knife and say give me your money
Step 5. Buy toaster with money
Step 6. Put toaster on high(1000 degrees) and leave on for 1 minute
  If you follow these directions you will either be dead or house go boom.
     Enjoy! :D
  

How To Make a Baked Potato

Today I will teach you all how to make a professional baked potato!
Step 1. Get a potato
Step 2. Get a kitchen maybe a house
Step 3. Get a knife
Step 4. Put the potato in the oven (if you have one)
Step 5. Leave it on for 10 seconds and put the oven on 1000 degrees
Step 6. Put any crap on the potato and eat it right away
   If you follow these directions you will either be dead or house on fire.
       Enjoy! :D

My Second Weird Dream!

This is my second weird dream.
This time I was on a dog and the dog was running around. It was like a car and I felt like I was going to fall. Then I suddenly started to fly and again started to bounce around when I hit something.


      It was very weird... and awesome! :D

The Ultimate Urinal

1. The Internet Urinal                                                
With this you never need to go to the bathroom.              
It is a great tool when your gaming or on a hard boss.          
This is the perfect urinal.                                      

 

My Weird Dream

One night as I fell asleep I had a weird dream. I could fly while I slept. I was shooting across the sky and whenever I hit something like a tree I would bounce and fly another direction. Then I stopped flying and slept in a tree.

    It was a very weird dream.... and awesome :D